There are 4 characters in this story. The Dark Horse, the Pink Elephant, The White Fluffy Rabbit and the Journalist.
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This is an interview between the Dark Horse on the comments made by another political heavy weight, Pink Elephant.
Journo - Sir, the Pink Elephant said that you are a terrorist and one of three problems that this country faces. What is your reaction?
DH - See, the Pink Elephant is making rash statements. This is not expected from an animal that wants to be King. It is unbecoming of him
Journo - Do you have any message to the Pink elephant?
DH - No I don't want to comment on the Pink elephant.
Journo - So you are saying that you are afraid of the Pink Elephant?
DH - What? When did I say...
Journo - Sir are you denying that you are afraid of the Pink Elephant?
DH - I never said that, I mean I am not afraid of any Elephant
Journo - So the Pink Elephant is just a regular elephant?
DH - That is for the animals of the forest to decide.
Journo - But the animals have already decided that he is Pink, do you deny it?
DH - Wait, what are you even...
Journo - So you think the animals are wrong about Elephants? Why are you anti elephants?
DH - I am not anti elephants, all I said was that the animals...
Journo - Sir why are you avoiding the question? Please answer the question. Why do you hate animals and what is the problem with pink?
DH - I do not hate animals, stop reading into my statements
Journo - Elephants are animals, do you deny that?
DH - Of course they are animals!!!
Journo - What are the chances of the Pink Elephant being an Animal Sir?
DH - Isn't that obvious?
Journo - Why are you afraid to admit that Pink Elephants are animals?
DH - BECAUSE ITS OBVIOUS.
Journo - If It's Obvious, why don't you say it? You know that Pink elephants are Animals, but what are you trying to hide then?
DH - This is ridiculous!!!
Journo - BREAKING NEWS, DH refuses to acknowledge the Pink Elephant as an animal, calls it Ridiculous
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This is an interview between the Dark Horse on the comments made by another political heavy weight, Pink Elephant.
Journo - Sir, the Pink Elephant said that you are a terrorist and one of three problems that this country faces. What is your reaction?
DH - See, the Pink Elephant is making rash statements. This is not expected from an animal that wants to be King. It is unbecoming of him
Journo - Do you have any message to the Pink elephant?
DH - No I don't want to comment on the Pink elephant.
Journo - So you are saying that you are afraid of the Pink Elephant?
DH - What? When did I say...
Journo - Sir are you denying that you are afraid of the Pink Elephant?
DH - I never said that, I mean I am not afraid of any Elephant
Journo - So the Pink Elephant is just a regular elephant?
DH - That is for the animals of the forest to decide.
Journo - But the animals have already decided that he is Pink, do you deny it?
DH - Wait, what are you even...
Journo - So you think the animals are wrong about Elephants? Why are you anti elephants?
DH - I am not anti elephants, all I said was that the animals...
Journo - Sir why are you avoiding the question? Please answer the question. Why do you hate animals and what is the problem with pink?
DH - I do not hate animals, stop reading into my statements
Journo - Elephants are animals, do you deny that?
DH - Of course they are animals!!!
Journo - What are the chances of the Pink Elephant being an Animal Sir?
DH - Isn't that obvious?
Journo - Why are you afraid to admit that Pink Elephants are animals?
DH - BECAUSE ITS OBVIOUS.
Journo - If It's Obvious, why don't you say it? You know that Pink elephants are Animals, but what are you trying to hide then?
DH - This is ridiculous!!!
Journo - BREAKING NEWS, DH refuses to acknowledge the Pink Elephant as an animal, calls it Ridiculous
Stay tuned for more new coverage.
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