Male Drivers v/s Female Drivers

After managing to manage the Potholes and "metro-effected" roads of Blore, I thought I'd share my experiences in the line of fire :)

Male Drivers v/s Female Drivers

1. A Male driver will start the vehicle as if it was his baby. A female driver starts the vehicle as if she was the baby.

2. A Female Driver will honk even if an ant crosses the road. A male driver will honk after he runs/almost runs  someone over

3. A female Driver would give an indicator to turn right. And turn right.

    A male Driver would give the indicator to turn right. And wont turn at all.

4. A female driver will give the indicator to turn right approx 1.12 kilometers away from the turn

    A male driver will give the indicator to turn right while turning right.

5. If a male driver turns in a one way, he is an arrogant moron

    If a female driver turns in a one way, she is lost

6. A male driver will never ask directions. NEVER.

    A female driver will never ask directions. She carryies a map with the coordinates, and an X marks the spot!

7. A male driver will never expect his co passenger (Female) to change a flat tyre

   A female driver will never change the flat if there is a male in the car...above 20 years of age

8. A female driver hits someone or something, the whole road will stop to help

    A male drive hits someone or something, the whole road will stop to STARE

9. A female driver will never stop in a no parking zone.

    Its the natural instinct of a male driver to park in a no parking zone.

10. A female driver drives at maximum speed minus 75% of maximum speed

     A male driver drives at maximum speed + 25% of maximum speed

11.  A female driver uses all mirrors to check makeup and hair style.

       A male driver uses all mirrors to check out female drivers

12. A female drivers criteria for vehicle : Colour, luggage compartment, colour....

     A male drivers criteria for vehicle: Bhp, xhp, torque, mileage....(unless he is married of course!!!)

13. A male driver will race his car to a screeching halt at the signal.

      A female driver will slow down the car in such fashion, that the signal goes green by the time she stops

:)