Male Drivers v/s Female Drivers
1. A Male driver will start the vehicle as if it was his baby. A female driver starts the vehicle as if she was the baby.
2. A Female Driver will honk even if an ant crosses the road. A male driver will honk after he runs/almost runs someone over
3. A female Driver would give an indicator to turn right. And turn right.
A male Driver would give the indicator to turn right. And wont turn at all.
4. A female driver will give the indicator to turn right approx 1.12 kilometers away from the turn
A male driver will give the indicator to turn right while turning right.
5. If a male driver turns in a one way, he is an arrogant moron
If a female driver turns in a one way, she is lost
6. A male driver will never ask directions. NEVER.
A female driver will never ask directions. She carryies a map with the coordinates, and an X marks the spot!
7. A male driver will never expect his co passenger (Female) to change a flat tyre
A female driver will never change the flat if there is a male in the car...above 20 years of age
8. A female driver hits someone or something, the whole road will stop to help
A male drive hits someone or something, the whole road will stop to STARE
9. A female driver will never stop in a no parking zone.
Its the natural instinct of a male driver to park in a no parking zone.
10. A female driver drives at maximum speed minus 75% of maximum speed
A male driver drives at maximum speed + 25% of maximum speed
11. A female driver uses all mirrors to check makeup and hair style.
A male driver uses all mirrors to check out female drivers
12. A female drivers criteria for vehicle : Colour, luggage compartment, colour....
A male drivers criteria for vehicle: Bhp, xhp, torque, mileage....(unless he is married of course!!!)
13. A male driver will race his car to a screeching halt at the signal.
A female driver will slow down the car in such fashion, that the signal goes green by the time she stops
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LoL .. great post and so true.. :)
ReplyDeleteFunny post. I like point 11.
ReplyDeleteA female driver uses all mirrors to check makeup and hair style. A male driver uses all mirrors to check out female drivers. :-)
Good one Maddy!! At least you've given female drivers some due ;)
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